HOUSE OF SELF AFFAIRS · SOUTHERN NEW HAMPSHIRE
No More Waiting.YOU’RE
DOING
THE THING
AGAIN.
stop putting
yourself on hold.you are art.The “after everyone else is sorted” thing.
The “I’ll do something for me later” thing.
Babe. How long has it been later?
Let’s have your Self Affair P.S.CONFIDENCE
IS NOT
REQUIRED.Just show up.
I’ll handle the rest.
☆
YOU ARE ART.✦NOT AN AFTERTHOUGHT.✦YOU ARE ART.✦NOT AN AFTERTHOUGHT.✦YOU ARE ART.✦NOT AN AFTERTHOUGHT.✦
YOU ARE ART.✦NOT AN AFTERTHOUGHT.✦YOU ARE ART.✦NOT AN AFTERTHOUGHT.✦YOU ARE ART.✦NOT AN AFTERTHOUGHT.✦
01 / COME AS YOU ARETHE FRONT DOOR IS OPEN.
YES, I MEAN YOU.
Babe…
you’ve become
the afterthought.
You can find a date for everyone’s appointments. Remember the permission slips. Rearrange your whole afternoon because somebody needs you. But the thing you wanted? That tab is still open on your phone. Waiting.
Babe. You get a date, too.
One hour where someone else handles the details. Your outfits. Music on. Me showing you where to put your hands while you remember what it feels like to do something because you wanted to.
You’re allowed to want this. You’re allowed to put your own name on the calendar.
Show me what happens in the House “I’ll do it later” has had enough of your time.
02 / THE SELF AFFAIRFIRST WE DOCUMENT YOU.
You bring you.
I’ve got the rest.
The outfits. The “what do I do with my hands?”
The whole standing-in-front-of-a-camera situation.
We’ll work through it together.
SESSION FEE$95
Digital collections start at $550 and are required.
Minimum total investment: $645. The non-refundable session fee does not include images.
01Before
the nerves.
Your Vision Consultation. The looks you’re imagining. The questions keeping you in that open tab. Let’s make a plan.
02During
the affair.
A one-hour session with two outfit changes, access to all Classic Sets and the Rack, and posing and expression guidance. You’re allowed to laugh. Please laugh.
03Keep
the proof.
A private, in-studio Image Debut to choose your favorites from your pre-purchased digital collection. Your own little collection of “oh, that’s ME.”
Digital collections are pre-purchased before your session. Pay in full or start your prepayment plan within two weeks of your booking date. Albums and wall art are optional additional purchases. They do not replace the required digital collection.
The affair, explained
03 / THE EVIDENCE ROOMKEEP THE PROOF.
You belong
in the memories
you keep making.
your turn to be in the picture.Soft. Loud. A little wild. Entirely your own.
A NOTE FROM THE PROPRIETRESSI’m going to
make a fuss.
You’ve been
warned.
— Seyarra
YOUR HOST. YOUR HYPE. YOUR POSING GUIDE.
Hi, I’m Seyarra.
Come on in.
I’m the woman behind the camera and the House. The one who will tell you where to put your hands, notice when you’re holding your breath, and give you room to be a whole person.
You do enough managing, performing, and making sure everyone else is okay. In here, you get to be the one being paid attention to.
Meet the woman with the key
THE HOUSE HOTLINE
“Okay, but…”
I hear you.
The nerves can come with you.
Let’s answer a few of their questions.
All the questions What if I don’t know how to pose?
That’s my job. I’ll guide you through posing and expression during your session. You don’t need a practiced sultry face or a secret modeling career.
Are images included?
The session fee is $95 and does not include images. A digital collection purchase is required, starting at $550 for 8 images. Minimum total investment: $645. Albums and wall art are optional additional purchases. They do not replace the required digital collection.
Can I book just because I want to?
Yes. Wanting this is enough. Pick a date for yourself, and we’ll plan the details together. Tell me about any comfort, mobility, or access needs before your session so we can discuss what works for you.
YOUR NAME BELONGS ON THE GUEST LIST.
You don’t need a reason.
You need a date.
The birthday can be the excuse. So can absolutely nothing.
Let’s talk about your affair